I like to make conversation. Not that I go out of my way to do it, but I like it. But there are places where you just SHOULDNT make conversation, and in my humble opinion, the loo is one such place. I mean, seriously, why talk in the loo? You have come to do your thing and he has come to do his thing. Get it done with people.
So, I was at the loo this morning - doing you know what - and this guy from my team comes and stands in the neighboring booth. He looked at me and smiled and said,
Him: So, what are you doing?
Me: Eh? (what the ***)
Him: I asked, what are you doing?
Me: Pretty much the same thing that you are!!!!!! (idiot)
Him: Ofcourse.. hehehe.!
God have mercy, but I cant stand it when someone talks to me there.
One more thing that I cant stand in the loo is people singing/whistling. I mean, why do you HAVE to sing in the loo? I do understand that you are experiencing a revitalizing phenomenon there. But still, cant u keep your happiness to yourself? Whenever I hear someone sing, I wish someone would come there and strangle that fellow to death. Hmph.
So, bottom line is this. Your mouth neednt function in the loo. It has NO WORK there! So keep it shut.
Whoosh.
